Many of us strive for hero’s in our lives, but can you reach a point of too much hero?
Is there such a thing as harmful super hero’s? The Hulk gets angry to get stronger, Iron Mans energy is not in his body, and Thor is a god. The funny thing is… it’s all in the land of the make-believe.
What would it be like to add another superhero to the avengers? (Like we really need another one)! The storyline starts like this, Thor says, to Dodo, “It’s nice to meet you. I am the god of thunder” Dodo says, “I hate false gods.” The Hulk reply’s, “I don’t like what you’re saying. And when I don’t like something I get angry. And when I get angry I get stronger. You don’t want to see me when I’m angry.” Dodo says, “You’re the god of anger. No one should be friends with someone open to anger”. Captain American reply’s, “What your saying makes sense to you. But I include everyone.” Dodo says, “You’re a self-righteous god.” Iron man askes Dodo, “What’s your super-power? Dodo replies, “One hopelessly behind the times seeing as I Am.”
“In the beginning Marvel created the Bullpen and the Style. And the Bullpen was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the Artists. And the Spirit of Marvel said, Let there be The Fantasic Four. And there was The Fantasic Four. And Marvel saw The Fantasic Four. And it was good.” ~ Stan Lee
Comic books inspire a world of propaganda with skin-tight clothing fantasizing on the ideas of sex & violence. Let us not forget how the world is mentally ill and requires a superhero to save us from a tragic death. Oh, there’s no need to worry, there’s a bunch of weirdos to save the world tomorrow over and over again and again. So who’s the hero today? …Latte-da! Right? Hold on a second, didn’t marvel comics create a series of Bible tales? So it can’t all be bad or could it? What am I suppose to do? Throw away every marvel shenanigan I own into a bonfire? That’s It! I’ll Burn it! But I can’t! My brain just farted. I don’t know what a shenanigan looks like.
Marvel’s first movie with an Asian lead character is moving forward. His name is Kim Jong-un AKA “Rocket Man”. He’s nice & cool. No wonder people worship him. His superpower is in his charm. You love him. When rocket man uses his superpower you see him as “pussycat” (by marvel comics). He’s impossible to resist. Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are seduced the first moment they meet pussycat. Nobody knows anything about Pussycats undercover secret mission. It’s to get all of the worlds nuclear missiles into his control. To stay in control he transforms into an illusion to look like any women in the marvel swimsuit issue. Trump and Putin are wooed into giving away all their missile codes. And the only way to save the world from the Americans and Communists is to obtain a new world order. But with a great superpower, there’s a great superpower weakness. Rocketman launches all of the missiles into the ocean. The world is safe once again.
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